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Mermaid Scales 

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.
Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"
Mermaid Scales by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012
Related Words

Sunday scaries 

A feeling that a person gets especially on Sunday night knowing that work is going to be horrid.
Sunday scaries are worse for people who are not used to a demanding job.

Scalised 

To wake up the next morning after drinking to find your self naked, your ass hurting, and in a strangers bed. Then be told by the stranger that she has Herpes, genital warts, Crabs, a bad case of the clap, and she has a penis.
Dude, I woke up after last night to find out I've been scalised by my Co-worker!
Scalised by Joe DIck Johnson August 28, 2008
A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy: Exsists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan

Raver Scabies 

Stray bits of glitter one picks up when near, or occupying a space formerly inhabited by a raver.
Must of been some Etards at Denny's last night. When I got home I had the worst case of Raver Scabies
Raver Scabies by Daeth Rayne January 29, 2004
Scabies is a very itchy skin condition caused by tiny mites that burrow into your skin.
I have scabies, and I had severe itching last night, because of it. Damn mites.
Scabies by Allizard April 21, 2008