Scalised 

To wake up the next morning after drinking to find your self naked, your ass hurting, and in a strangers bed. Then be told by the stranger that she has Herpes, genital warts, Crabs, a bad case of the clap, and she has a penis.

Dude, I woke up after last night to find out I've been scalised by my Co-worker!

Scalised by Joe DIck Johnson August 28, 2008

scalise disease

It is characterized by abnormal heart rhythms, sweating, impaired brain function, illogical & incoherent speech patterns and loss of sleep, among other signs. Symptoms are similar to those experienced by crack whores. Most commonly contracted via being close to a carrier of the biochemical disorder thereby affecting both men and women of all ages. The cure remains unknown however crack provides temporary relief.

"maynnn, that bitch is on crack!...thats gotta be the scalise disease!"

scalise disease by crackycrackwhore December 13, 2007

scalise

A unit of strong, intelligent, loyal, passionate, independent but also family orientated group of people with a Italian heritage that dates back to the original founding members of the Costa Nostra. John Scalise was the man that made & commissioned Al Capone and the Chicago mob but was ruthless killed by the same backstabbing people he put into power Al Capone. Before John Scalise's death he was well known as the first person to rub there bullets with garlic and invented the hand shake of death that are often portrayed in Hollywood mob movies. After his death most of family moved out of Chicago to start there own positive family stories and becoming role models and leaders in new cities all over the US. The Scalise's are still well known to be innovators and leaders of their community and have held very important careers such as doctors, writers, artists, athletes, police officers, firemen, teachers, professors, and judges!

If you know a Scalise, you will known them for life... just don't cross them.. or they will cross you.

scalise by Son of John December 21, 2016

Shalised 

Having sex that is so good, the man deserves a high five.

I got Shalised last night.

Shalised by Ballou18 November 16, 2011

Scalise

A limp after being shot

He's had a small scalise since the shooting.

Scalise by FreshGee June 16, 2017

Scalise

Something that only lasts for a day.

Anthony Scaramucci lasted eleven Scalises.

- Palmer Report

Scalise by sophiakn October 13, 2023