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scalise disease

It is characterized by abnormal heart rhythms, sweating, impaired brain function, illogical & incoherent speech patterns and loss of sleep, among other signs. Symptoms are similar to those experienced by crack whores. Most commonly contracted via being close to a carrier of the biochemical disorder thereby affecting both men and women of all ages. The cure remains unknown however crack provides temporary relief.
"maynnn, that bitch is on crack!...thats gotta be the scalise disease!"
scalise disease by crackycrackwhore December 13, 2007
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A unit of strong, intelligent, loyal, passionate, independent but also family orientated group of people with a Italian heritage that dates back to the original founding members of the Costa Nostra. John Scalise was the man that made & commissioned Al Capone and the Chicago mob but was ruthless killed by the same backstabbing people he put into power Al Capone. Before John Scalise's death he was well known as the first person to rub there bullets with garlic and invented the hand shake of death that are often portrayed in Hollywood mob movies. After his death most of family moved out of Chicago to start there own positive family stories and becoming role models and leaders in new cities all over the US. The Scalise's are still well known to be innovators and leaders of their community and have held very important careers such as doctors, writers, artists, athletes, police officers, firemen, teachers, professors, and judges!
If you know a Scalise, you will known them for life... just don't cross them.. or they will cross you.
scalise by Son of John December 21, 2016

Shalised 

Having sex that is so good, the man deserves a high five.
I got Shalised last night.
Shalised by Ballou18 November 16, 2011
A limp after being shot
He's had a small scalise since the shooting.
Scalise by FreshGee June 16, 2017
Something that only lasts for a day.
Anthony Scaramucci lasted eleven Scalises.

- Palmer Report
Scalise by sophiakn October 13, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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