Sabastian 

you’re average bully (most of the time) He can be funny but not always in a good way. often gets a hair cut and is antisocial at times. only child and wants constant attention. he skips girl to girl and wouldn’t stay loyal. Not to be trusted at all! he also had silky hair

omgsh! Sabastian isn’t at school today yay!

I hope Sabastian doesn’t leave me for Jessica...
Did you see Sabastian’s hair today? It was so silky!

Sabastian by casiala344 May 30, 2018

Sabastian 

A homosexual male, usually European, who enjoys drunk men in bed with him. Commenly works as a fudge packer

Dating service lady: "so what are you looking for in a partner?"
Sabastian: "I like being held by strong, firm arms and long walks on the beach and I love smothering my face in caramel!"
Dating service lady: "What did you say your name was? Sabastian? No wonder...."

Sabastian by Lex Russian May 15, 2008

Sabastian 

Sabastian Is the personification of a red flag

Girl 1: Sabastian is so cute
Girl 2: But he is such a red flag

Sabastian by Real Mazz January 19, 2023

sabastian 

a sexy ass nigga that owns /opium

yo whos sabastian?

idk he own opium server he really cool and awesome

sabastian by btcmade July 2, 2023

astel sabastian 

My name

My name is astel sabastian

astel sabastian by anonymous November 23, 2021

Dirty Sabastian

When you you dig your grimy cold fingers into Joe Bidens ass soup, put it into a cup and harden the top layer, like it's creme brûlée. Then force feed it to a low income Chinese child wile raping his father, sister, mother, uncle. Afterward you give your 11 year old brother anesthesia and while he's asleep you DIY a transgender surgery, all the while filming it and posting it on www.hairline.com

I can't believe he just dirty sabastianed that poor family

Dirty Sabastian by CancerSquad December 23, 2025

sebastian stan 

Meme Lord (tho he pronounces it as "me-me") also known as Sexy Seabass, Vanilla Ice, Winter Boo Bear, Wiener Soldier, and Sebastian Satan.

Lost Romanian Puppy, who doesn't know anything, ever...

Space Nerd.

Loves karaoke.

Took his girlfriend to McDonald's to get a happy meal after losing his virginity at the Time Hotel in Times Square.

Can't kill a spider cause he is a fluffball.

Goes from cinnamon roll to sinnamon daddy in 0.00091 seconds

His jawline is more structured than your life (let's face it, it's true)

Those thighs of betrayal and what's between them is the reason you sin at night (or maybe 24/7 if you are a hoe)

Adorkable flirty ass who just wants to eat microwaved cookie dough quest bars and talk about lube (or use it...in his hair)

Will probably show you to the beach if you ask nicely...

*Warnings: don't leave your bags at the movie theater cause he will go through them to make sure it's not a bomb; can shamelessly lurk on your instagram stories

Here's a question: do you like Sebastian Stan? If your answer is "no" then here's another one: WHY THE FUCK ARE U LYING, BITCH???

sebastian stan by nutella clit August 15, 2016