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rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is a name of series of popular PC games (Shadow of Chernobyl, Clear Sky, Call of Pripyat), in which many fractions of people called "S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s" are waging wars for a land around Chernobyl nuclear power plant (AKA the Zone), which hides artefacts with weird physical properties. These artefacts are extremely valuable.

The acronym S.T.A.L.K.E.R. stands for:

Scavenger
Trespasser
Adventurer
Loner
Killer
Explorer
Robber

That is really a good description of what most stalkers really are, although the acronym only makes sense in english.

The difference between S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and stalker is that one of them is a job and the other one is a mental sickness.
Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

- Ukrainian soldiers guarding right before opening fire.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S 

Accronym which means: Stupid Teenagers Attempting to Love, Kill, or Even Rape Someone
I hate how many S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S there are in the world

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 

A person who risks his life to loot the ruins of Chernobyl for nothing much in return. Usually wears a gas mask, N.B.C. suit, and is armed with an AK-47. Can be found in groups huddled around a campfire squatting to some tunes.
A nu cheeki breeki v damki!!! (Bandits hunting a S.T.A.L.K.E.R.)
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. by W.O. 88 September 12, 2019

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow
you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

C L O U T M A S T E R 

A typical dutch person called Dion, With very much CLOUT
Look at the C L O U T M A S T E R he is so perfect.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R

Absolutely goated ukranian videogame franchise set in chernobyl
S.T.A.L.K.E.R is moddable to hell and back (i have 440 mods on it)
S.T.A.L.K.E.R by anonymous November 27, 2023