Tasteless Joke
In the
deep dark jungles of Africa, two white explorers have been captured. After the tribal
chief confers with the elders, sentence is passed. The
chief turns to the two captives.
"Your sentence is... Death or Roo Roo!" The
chief turns s to the first captjve. "What do you choose?"
"I am not dying today; I choose RooRoo."
The
chief yells out "Roo Roo!" Massive numbers of natives pour out and sodomize the first captive.
The chief now speaks to the other captive. "What do you choose?"
"The hell with Roo Roo; I choose death."
The chief yells out "Death!" but the natives aren't sated yet.
"Roo Roo!" "Death!" "Roo Roo!"...
The chief thinks for a moment... " Roo Roo to death!!!"