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Restoring Balance to the Force

v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.
Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?

Rapstoring 

The combination of a Raptor and a Hipster that is game for late night walks.
Person 1: Woa Julius, did you see that guy just now?
Person2: Ya Shanaynay he was definitely rapstoring it.
Rapstoring by Clemen't December 13, 2010
1.A person who is really violent and has a serious desire to kill.
2.A type of insect forelimb.
Steven went completely raptorial on that guy who pissed him off.
Raptorial by Jacob Vallery June 27, 2013

raptorine 

a term that means 'raptor-like', as in Velociraptor or Utahraptor.
The dragon's raptorine eyes narrowed as he spied the hunters.
raptorine by Tofu June 24, 2004

Rapturing gas 

Dude -- did you just fart in church?" "No way man, I was just rapturing gas.
Rapturing gas by GetWellKatelynn September 25, 2011
(1)When a lady of the night comes knocking, ruthlessly, at your chamber door.

(2)When the rapture comes and anarchy ensues.
"This girl came rapturing at my door at 3am."

"After the flood of 2012, the rapturing began."
Rapturing by Dr. Claw the amazing November 11, 2012