Definitions by GetWellKatelynn

Phelpsed 

Getting badly beaten in a race, prior to which you publicly taunted the winner by shadow-boxing in front of him on TV.

Wow. Chad le Clos really got Phelpsed in the Olympic's 200-meter butterfly final.

Phelpsed by GetWellKatelynn August 11, 2016

Ebolaphobia 

An irrational fear of contracting Ebola; characterized by posting wild theories on social media sites about all the ways people can contract the virus and pontificating on the imminent doom of the human race.

My dear patient, I'm afraid you have Ebolaphobia. Don't worry, it won't kill you.

Ebolaphobia by GetWellKatelynn October 14, 2014

Rapturing gas 

When Christian people fart.

Dude -- did you just fart in church?" "No way man, I was just rapturing gas.

Rapturing gas by GetWellKatelynn September 25, 2011

Biobooking 

The practice of discussing bodily functions on Facebook.

Facebook status: "I haven't gone to the bathroom in four days." Comment from friend: "Quit biobooking."

Biobooking by GetWellKatelynn November 24, 2010

Duck-Cramp 

The art of a defensive lineman faking a leg cramp in order to slow down the pace of the Oregon Duck football team's offense. A survival tactic designed and called by the head coach or defensive coordinator to prevent the defense on the field from becoming gassed.

Fake a Duck-Cramp! Make sure you fall to the ground before the center snaps the football!

Duck-Cramp by GetWellKatelynn November 21, 2010