Procrastinsomnia 

n. The condition of completing nothing while not sleeping. (Procrastinsomnia is often accompanied by ridiculous computer games)

At around 5am, she began to feel guilty about her procrastinsomnia, she only had two more hours before the exam yet couldn't stop playing solitaire.

Joey's parents were relieved when they were told that their son's procrastinsomnia was the cause of his 8 hour per-night tetris addiction.

Procrastinsomnia by pessimisticows December 23, 2008

procrastinasian 

An Asian person who is fully skillful in delaying ones work until the last minute, and still earning a high passing grade.

Person 1: WTH!! OMG... that asian girl always does her homework the class before it is dued... and still gets an A ... while i study all day and night and work hard.. and only manage to earn a B "plus"... freaking procrastinasian... this is bullcrap...

Person 2: haha sucks for you :P

procrastinasian by LiLKagome378 September 29, 2006

Procrastigasm 

When your procrastination reaches it's peak, followed by the feeling of shame and realisation of how badly you spent your time, avoiding important tasks.

Michael - "Oh God! I've just spent three weeks watching youtube videos when I should have been doing my homework...What a procrastigasm."

Procrastigasm by jazz4 March 5, 2011

Procrastinibbles

You have lots to do, so you decide to make yourself a snack instead. You're not even that hungry.

Noun:

1. the need to eat a snack to postpone doing something you're suppose to do
"I got the procrastinibbles, that house work will have to wait"

2. the food you eat to postpone doing something you're supposed to do
"the house is untidy and my emails are unread, and I am on my second lot of procrastinibbles"

"I wrote up my to-do list and then found I had a serious case of the procrastinibbles".

Procrastinibbles by DanWord December 22, 2022

procrastinasty 

The nastiness you feel when you've been procrastinating too hard.

I have to do so much work today but I've been so procrastinasty

procrastinasty by leenirama April 7, 2011

Procrastinitus 

The inability to concentrate on doing something, to the point where it is as if you have an actual illness.

Man, I really to need to get my Maths work done, I totally have Procrastinitus.

Procrastinitus by StirfriedBacon January 13, 2015

Procrastinigga

Noun describing a person who is always late for or absent to activites/meetings/functions do to the fact of being a procrastinator, especially when in the case of a black person.

"RoC BoY": Yo, Son! We Gotta Go 2 Dis Meeting!

"Bubba RoCs": Aiight Fool!..Let Me Log On Facebook Real Quick && See If Darlysia Wrote Me Back!

"RoC BoY": Man..Yu Being A Procrastinigga!..Facebook..A Procrastiniggas Paradise..

"Just Neaq": So True Bae..So True..

Procrastinigga by GrayRoCs December 4, 2009