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Procrastinight

A popular status started by Kristen.
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procrastinistic 

Characterized by procrastination
John is so incredibly procrastinistic; he waited until the end of the semester to turn in any of his assignments.

procrastinist 

That terrible procrastinist Tom rarely does his homework before the very period when they are due.

Procrastinigga

One who procrastinates while doing typical "nigga shit". ie. Playing Spades, Watching Maury, Stuntin, Baggin Bitches.
Guy1: What you doing we were suppose to leave an hour ago!

Guy2: Give me one second, Maruy just came on.

Guy1: You are such a procrastinigga.
Procrastinigga by @iBlackguy August 25, 2012

procrastineighbor

not doing what your supposed to around the house because your watching your neighbors out the window.
I didn't get anything done today because I was procrastineighboring.
procrastineighbor by Handlehhhhh October 2, 2016

Procrastinigga

Noun describing a person who is always late for or absent to activites/meetings/functions do to the fact of being a procrastinator, especially when in the case of a black person.
"RoC BoY": Yo, Son! We Gotta Go 2 Dis Meeting!

"Bubba RoCs": Aiight Fool!..Let Me Log On Facebook Real Quick && See If Darlysia Wrote Me Back!

"RoC BoY": Man..Yu Being A Procrastinigga!..Facebook..A Procrastiniggas Paradise..

"Just Neaq": So True Bae..So True..
Procrastinigga by GrayRoCs December 4, 2009
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