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Procrastinight

The night before a large assignment is due where one pulls an all-nighter in order to complete it.
"Hey broski, wanna hang out tonight?"
"Can't, I've got a long procrastinight ahead of me"
Procrastinight by S4ndals March 24, 2011
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Procrastinight

A popular status started by Kristen.
Why are so many peoples' statuses the urban dictionary definition for Procrastinight?
um cuz kristen started it...

procrastinistic 

Characterized by procrastination
John is so incredibly procrastinistic; he waited until the end of the semester to turn in any of his assignments.

procrastinist 

That terrible procrastinist Tom rarely does his homework before the very period when they are due.

Procrastinigga

One who procrastinates while doing typical "nigga shit". ie. Playing Spades, Watching Maury, Stuntin, Baggin Bitches.
Guy1: What you doing we were suppose to leave an hour ago!

Guy2: Give me one second, Maruy just came on.

Guy1: You are such a procrastinigga.
Procrastinigga by @iBlackguy August 25, 2012

procrastineighbor

not doing what your supposed to around the house because your watching your neighbors out the window.
I didn't get anything done today because I was procrastineighboring.
procrastineighbor by Handlehhhhh October 2, 2016

Procrastinigga

Noun describing a person who is always late for or absent to activites/meetings/functions do to the fact of being a procrastinator, especially when in the case of a black person.
"RoC BoY": Yo, Son! We Gotta Go 2 Dis Meeting!

"Bubba RoCs": Aiight Fool!..Let Me Log On Facebook Real Quick && See If Darlysia Wrote Me Back!

"RoC BoY": Man..Yu Being A Procrastinigga!..Facebook..A Procrastiniggas Paradise..

"Just Neaq": So True Bae..So True..
Procrastinigga by GrayRoCs December 4, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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