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Procrastinigga

One who procrastinates while doing typical "nigga shit". ie. Playing Spades, Watching Maury, Stuntin, Baggin Bitches.
Guy1: What you doing we were suppose to leave an hour ago!

Guy2: Give me one second, Maruy just came on.

Guy1: You are such a procrastinigga.
Procrastinigga by @iBlackguy August 25, 2012

Procrastinigga

Noun describing a person who is always late for or absent to activites/meetings/functions do to the fact of being a procrastinator, especially when in the case of a black person.
"RoC BoY": Yo, Son! We Gotta Go 2 Dis Meeting!

"Bubba RoCs": Aiight Fool!..Let Me Log On Facebook Real Quick && See If Darlysia Wrote Me Back!

"RoC BoY": Man..Yu Being A Procrastinigga!..Facebook..A Procrastiniggas Paradise..

"Just Neaq": So True Bae..So True..
Procrastinigga by GrayRoCs December 4, 2009

Procrastanigger

A Sri Lankan nigger who is too busy eating curry and wanking to finish his homework
Apparently Ramesh didn't finish the assignment again. Man, he's such a procrastanigger.
Procrastanigger by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

Procrastinight

The night before a large assignment is due where one pulls an all-nighter in order to complete it.
"Hey broski, wanna hang out tonight?"
"Can't, I've got a long procrastinight ahead of me"
Procrastinight by S4ndals March 24, 2011

Procrastinight

A popular status started by Kristen.
Why are so many peoples' statuses the urban dictionary definition for Procrastinight?
um cuz kristen started it...

procrastanigga 

A nigga that waits till 11:59 to get ready for the club knowing damn well he got to leave a 12 and don't even have his shit picked out.
Where's Walt?

You know that procrastanigga ain't even started getting ready yet.
procrastanigga by Dog eat dog June 3, 2016

Procrastinigger 

Derogatory term for a person who procrastinates excessively
"You are a lazy procrastinigger"
Procrastinigger by NotPieGuy November 30, 2023
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