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Preparation H-bomb 

anything shoved up your anus against ones will..
Here's something really nice you can do. You take a small, thermonuclear weapon... AND STICK IT UP A GUY'S ASS! A thermonuclear suppository! Preperation H-Bomb! You talk about fallout, eh? Whoa!
Preparation H-bomb by Neo December 25, 2003

triple preparation h 

triple preparation h is for wrestlers who have severe hemorrhoids and when jus plain old preparation h wont cut it
omg i had a wrestling match last night and i lost cause my ass was itchin so i couldnt concentrate and wouldnt you know it i didnt have any triple preparation h on me at the time

preparation 

The many rituals and rites that men and women/girls and boys go through the night before they lose their virginity.
"I shall devote tonight soley to preparation, nothing less, nothing more."

Preparing For Winter 

When you're banging a girl, you slide one of your balls into her ass. The name is derrived from the similarties to the act and the practice of squirrels storing nuts for the winter!
I was F**cking her really good and then I tried preparing for winter and she screamed in extacy!!!

Wet onslaught preparation

Where you have a brutal, disgusting shit and you roll your sleeves up to prepare for the coming storm...
John:"Awh man i just had a horrible shit."

Timmy:"Did you have to have a wet onslaught preparation?"

John:"Thank god i did..."

Preparing to Hibernate 

What sWindles says when it starts up after hibernating.
sWindles meant to tell you that it's preparing to hibernate before it hibernates because it thinks that you're such a complete idiot that you don't know that you just told it to hibernate. However, since sWindles is the idiot that it thought you were, it tells you when it wakes up instead.
Preparing to Hibernate by Downstrike December 14, 2004