Porny Share definition Flag of Graeco-Roman origin, Porny means to be horny for porn, thus PORNY! Joaquin: Man dude, I'm really Porny! Tyler: Dude, lets mouth kiss. (awkward silence) Porny by Betty Grovenstein January 21, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Porny mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch