sock pooing 

When someone is to scared or embarrassed to use a toilet in someone's house, they pull off a sock and do it in there, then throw in out of the window

I caught Ronnie sock pooing in my house, I got so angry I made him eat it, then me

sock pooing by mitch00uk April 9, 2015

Poking the Purple Plum 

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

Poking the Purple Plum by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE 

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

posing for animal crackers 

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.

Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?

posing for animal crackers by Lady NY February 4, 2017

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

poking the pooch by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009

poringland 

A small village near Norwich. Very close to Framingham Earl and Upper Stoke, so much so that they form a large village together.

Commonly called 'Pozza' by the uneducated chav population in the area, the type who mingle with no purpose in bus shelters and other pointless areas.

I hear he lives in Poringland.

Ey Up ViCkY wHats Up iN pOzZa InNiT

poringland by anonamous99p June 11, 2006

Yellow Paging 

The act of rolling and smoking a marijuana cigarette, or joint, in a page from the phone book. Frequently the only option if one is unable to get rolling papers.

Justin: Holy fuck, do you guys even remember what we did last night?
Dave: Nah, I remember yellow paging the shit out of some of that white widow Joe had and the rest of the night's just a blur.
Joe: Alright guys, why the fuck is there a tiger in the bathroom?

Yellow Paging by superd4ve March 17, 2010