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urban piste 

Any urban structure or feature that can be ridden or grinded with skis.
Newark has sweet urban piste. It rarely snows but that hasn't stopped me from grinding every handrail from City Hall to the Iron Bound.
urban piste by ohthree11 March 24, 2010

off piste 

skiing term meaning "off the beaten track"; it's more exciting and dangerous to ski where the snow hasn't been compacted by multiple other skiers.
Paul McCartney said, “I like Carnival of Lights because it's The Beatles free, going off piste." (BBC quote)
off piste by DrMcK December 9, 2008

brown piste 

sit backwards on the toilet and let out a massive dump, works much better on u.k toilets with the little bit of water in the bottom,not the ones with the water to near the top.
the house party was crap and i didn't like the attitude of the ginger bitch who lived there, so i left her with a brown piste to clean up
brown piste by buckins May 16, 2006

Off-Piste 

Not feeling content with life. Feeling like there's a path you should be on, but you're not on it. Originates from skiing term used when not adhering to pre-defined trails.
Christie: Hey, how's it going?
Tom: To be honest, I've kind of been feeling off-piste all day.
Off-Piste by Carl-1973 November 24, 2018

Off-piste bodging

When Jim and Anne came down, their stupid smiles made it clear they had been doing some off-piste bodging.

Sculpting Paste 

Also known as "Flexible Paste", it is something you put in your hair to get that lift a.k.a. them waves. Mainly used by Justin Bieber wannabees.

It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.
*Chief walks in room*

Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"