Pexting 

The art of peeking on another persons text message.

Levi punched the shit out of Clayton for pexting.

Pexting by juiceman9000 April 17, 2009

pexting 

to consume pink pills and send text messages, typically clonazepam or derivative of opiates.

awww shiiit... that crazy-ass stalker is pexting me again!!!

pexting by big dizzel February 4, 2010

pexting 

When you pretend that you have to pee so you can text at school. You ask a teacher if you can go to the bathroom then you go to the bathroom and then you start pexting

I walked into the bathroom and there were a bunch of dudes pexting.

pexting by bartholemew Farter June 13, 2010

Pexting 

1. To text someone pictures of your pets.

2. To respond to a serious text message with an outlandish or silly photo of your pet

3. To use pictures of your pets in text flirting

1. "I was pexting him photos of Noodle dressed up in his bow tie."

2. "She was upset so I pexted her pictures of Blue, my dog, to
Lighten the mood"

Pexting by Matmantha September 4, 2014

prexting 

1. pretending to text
2. to avoid eye contact or conversation with someone
3. awkwardness

"Frannie was prexting in the hallway to avoid her ex-boyfriend."

prexting by Coco Ellie October 21, 2009

two way petting zoo 

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

two way petting zoo by drflubert March 20, 2009

petting a phoenix 

Euphemism for public masturbation.

Edward was petting a phoenix in the town square last week.

petting a phoenix by EdwardVerax June 17, 2013