Definitions by Matmantha

Shitty Kitty 

When a woman exercises poor bathroom habits: wiping back to front, instead of front to back. This results in feces in the pussy area.

"Sam was sloppy while wiping, so now she has a shitty kitty"

"Wiping back to front makes for a shitty kitty"

Shitty Kitty by Matmantha September 4, 2014

Pexting 

1. To text someone pictures of your pets.

2. To respond to a serious text message with an outlandish or silly photo of your pet

3. To use pictures of your pets in text flirting

1. "I was pexting him photos of Noodle dressed up in his bow tie."

2. "She was upset so I pexted her pictures of Blue, my dog, to
Lighten the mood"

Pexting by Matmantha September 4, 2014

Dali dick 

1. A dick that droops; specifically over time or from repeated use (clock cock)

2. A cock with a unique or quirky shape. This dick often has a strange tilt or curve.

1. "Sorry baby, I can't right now. You gave me Dali dick"

2. "Matt is super hot but he's got total Dali dick"

Dali dick by Matmantha September 3, 2014