3 definitions by Matmantha
1. To text someone pictures of your pets.
2. To respond to a serious text message with an outlandish or silly photo of your pet
3. To use pictures of your pets in text flirting
2. To respond to a serious text message with an outlandish or silly photo of your pet
3. To use pictures of your pets in text flirting
1. "I was pexting him photos of Noodle dressed up in his bow tie."
2. "She was upset so I pexted her pictures of Blue, my dog, to
Lighten the mood"
2. "She was upset so I pexted her pictures of Blue, my dog, to
Lighten the mood"
by Matmantha September 4, 2014
When a woman exercises poor bathroom habits: wiping back to front, instead of front to back. This results in feces in the pussy area.
"Sam was sloppy while wiping, so now she has a shitty kitty"
"Wiping back to front makes for a shitty kitty"
"Wiping back to front makes for a shitty kitty"
by Matmantha September 4, 2014
1. A dick that droops; specifically over time or from repeated use (clock cock)
2. A cock with a unique or quirky shape. This dick often has a strange tilt or curve.
2. A cock with a unique or quirky shape. This dick often has a strange tilt or curve.
1. "Sorry baby, I can't right now. You gave me Dali dick"
2. "Matt is super hot but he's got total Dali dick"
2. "Matt is super hot but he's got total Dali dick"
by Matmantha September 3, 2014