permaboner 

An erection that lasts for an extended amount of time

I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried

permaboner by iateyourcookie June 27, 2008

permatan 

The condition of a white person having tanned skin all the year round. There are two forms:
1) Rock star; TV personality; model; other wealthy person to whom an appearance of wellbeing is an inherent part of their lifestyle. Condition obtained by chasing the Summer round the globe. Looks natural.
2) Chav; trailer trash; mediocre prostitute; middle-aged woman who wears leather trousers. Condition obtained through roasting one's skin under a UV lamp. Result looks a bizarre shade of orange and ages the skin prematurely.

Jason "What's that big white ring among the wrinkles on the side of your neck?"
Shaz "Oh shit! I forgot to take my giant hoop earrings off when I was getting my permatan."

permatan by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Permalance 

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.

I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me full time, they kept me on permalance.

Permalance by Clandestine Cover June 16, 2007

Permabanned 

To be removed from the Vestibule with force, and often against one's will, until the end of time.

Insert tasteless/offensive Vestibule joke here

Permabanned!

Permabanned by SuperSaiyajinNess October 30, 2003

Perma-ban

To be permanatly banned.
Usually for pwning or making fun of the admin in a counter-strike game.

KLoBsTeR:2 and 17 holy shit the admin is a suxor n00b!!!
admins nerdy cohort: perma-ban!!!
admin: no your the n00b(then perma-bans KLoBsTeR)

Perma-ban by Bret Steffes September 28, 2005

Permadance 

Being stuck in a perpetual state of dancing, usually due to insane amounts of alcohol consumption and/or illicit drug intake. It is usually, but not always, instigated by "feel good music", including jam, rock, techno, or anything really.

Man, Derek has been in permadance all night. We're going to have to cut the music to get him out of here.

Permadance by chriscope October 20, 2010

Permabaked 

Someone that has smoked so much weed, that they act, look, and speak like they are stoned even when they aren't.

Dude, do you hear him slurring his words?

Yeah, that guy's Permabaked

Permabaked by 311isBEAST!! November 15, 2011