penisally 

when you are penisally inactive it means you dont have a big penis, joking that it is so small its not there. somewhat like sexually inactive

hey, im so penisally inactive, its like it checks out until i have a boner, even then its on its night shift, meaning its tired af.

penisally by noushut February 25, 2018

penisalata 

some foreign food that tastes like penis

i tried a whole lot of penisalata in greece

penisalata by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004

Penility 

Humiliation felt as a result of exposure of one's miniscule penis

We were in the showers, and feelings of Penility overwhelmed me.

Penility by xxxx December 10, 2003

penisocity 

The level of your male partners arousal, usually measured on a scale of 1 to 10. One being the lowest, in other words, flacid/limp. and ten being the highest.

Hopefully, in ordinary day to day situations i.e shopping, washing the car or walking to the pub, your bloke is hopefully rated as a one, but as things start to heat up in the bedroom department, he increases to a (rather stonking) ten.....WOO-HOO!!
Usually, a good shagging can start to take place at around a level 7-8, as the penis will carry on swelling while you bonk away!!!

To find the level off your partners penisocity, either have a cheeky feel, or ask him what level of penisocity he is at!!!

penisocity by Emma-Louise August 28, 2006

Penisalotta

Lots of dicks, as used in a cover of Rupert Holmes’ “Do you like Pina Coladas?”.

Do you like Penisalottas? Sucking dicks in the rain. If you’re not in to penises, you must be fucking gay.

Penisalotta by MenoDrive December 8, 2017

Pengality 

When a situation is looking rather nice or peng

"Wow this party is going really well. I didn’t expect this much people to turn up. This is quite the pengality"
"What a pengality! I won the lottery"

Pengality by IssLee December 31, 2019

penisity 

Something related with penis

Sex is technically a penisity.

penisity by pepepeperson April 5, 2023