pason pount 

A random bloke pretending to be a football player. Currently at Chelsea. Cannot create anything on the pitch for his life. He is also the great ghost of Wembley.

Chelsea lost a final? Pason Pount must have been in the starting line up

pason pount by Honest Pason Pount fan and 99 August 9, 2022

Pakoniggy 

Half Pakistani, half black, all boss. You do not want to get in a fight with this species, they will wreck your shit up and then continue on to your hot sister.

Not only did I get my ass handed to me during Words with Friends, a pakoniggy also mugged me and took my watch! He was so attractive he caught me off guard.

Pakoniggy by Brown Wonder November 27, 2012

PATENT TROLL 

A company-or divison of a company-whose sole reason for being is to sue other companies/individuals for patent infringment.Sometimes the troll is a large tech company with many patents.Other times it's a smaller company that purchases patents...then goes huntin'.Don't let this stop you from makin' shit.

UNBIASED ANCHORMAN:"Great news CRACKBERRY ADDICTS!The USPTO
ruled today that PATENT TROLL NTP's claims
against RIM are invalid.Whew...that was
close!More after these emai-uh messages."

PATENT TROLL by L.MARTIN December 22, 2005

pagong 

To, one by one, pick off the members of an opposing team. The term originates from the first season of Survivor where the members of Pagong tribe were outnumbered by the members of the Tagi tribe, resulting in the Pagong tribe eventually being wiped out.

"Let's just band together and pagong their asses."

"If we don't do something soon, they will just pagong us."

See also: pagonging

pagong by Bob24984329843 October 12, 2005

Paeton Hughes 

Paeton Hughes is the president of Canada he has 3 migdet bounty hunters on his payroll...

PAETON HUGHES FOR PRESIDENT!!!

Paeton Hughes by Paeton Hughes for president :D December 9, 2019

Patented Julie Pull Through 

When driving, it's the act of pulling through an empty parking spot in a shopping center forgoing the need of backing up your vehicle.

(Driver): Starts car and pulls through open space in the parking lot.
(Passenger): "Hey, you just did the Patented Julie Pull Through!"

Patented Julie Pull Through by guysm1ley February 25, 2021

Paeton 

Well.. she writes a lot. Shes a lot of things that start with "p". Perky, Polite, Pretty, and she makes everyone happy. Shes a good friend of mine and I can't help but to smile when she is around. She cares for other people and tells the truth. Without Paeton I'd be lost. Wether you love her or hate her, she is a good person and shes also very talented, if you ever get the chance to know one, take it. Nuff said. Shez beautiful and smart and she can kick your ass in a debate. Shes a fragile one but she has a strong soul so don't hurt her or I'll kill you.

What is perfection?
Well I'm not sure but Paeton comes close.

Paeton by WQA August 6, 2011