palintology 

n. study in creationististic (!?) thought:
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse

school of palintology:
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"

palintology by phillydrifter July 7, 2010

palintology 

The earth science that regards fossil organisms and related remains as cave art created by the christians who instantaneously appeared on earth 6000 years ago.

The Palintology student unearthed the skeleton of what is accepted by the scientific community to be a T. Rex... exclaiming, boy the early christians were so good with marble and clay, their children must have had some great fireside stories about playing ultimate frisbee with these giant creatures.

palintology by Polar Bear North January 21, 2009

palintology 

A mindset which doesn't allow someone to stop saying the same things over and over again shown to be false.

I championed earmark reform also to help Congress stop wasting money on those things that do not serve the public interest. I told Congress, “Thanks, but no thanks for that Bridge to Nowhere in Alaska.” If we wanted that bridge, we’d build it ourselves. -- Sarah Palin, suffering from Palintology in 2008

palintology by Ragle October 26, 2008

Palintology 

the study of all the various Palins from Alaska (also the bastard who knocked up Bristol, whats-his-name.) this includes such sub-studies as Palinspeech, Palingeography, and Palintics.

joe: so, what's your major at the university?
moe: Palintology. it's the study of all things Palintical.
joe: (stares blankly at his friend for a couple of minutes; then he says) you're fucking kidding me, aren't you?
moe: no! i'm totally cereal! and now i've got to run-part of my course of study is watching bristol on "dwts."
joe: what the hell is "dwts?"
moe: "dumb white trash shitheads."

Palintology by earpuller November 26, 2010

Paleontology

The study of dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures, digging up dinosaur remains. Digging up a dinosaur skeleton or a fossil as a job.

My uncle digs up dinosaurs and does other paleontology things like finding preserved insects, he's a Paleontologist.

Paleontology by Reaper 5 December 13, 2008

Pintology 

The belief that beer is the solution to every problem.

- If Kim Jong-Il had a pint of lager, everything would be fine.

- Really?

- Yes, classic pintology.

Pintology by Somer Bimpson December 15, 2010

Pablontology 

The Pablontology is a new science and modern religion primary based on the believe in the almighty Pablo.
Pablontologists are known to be addicted to massive hard disk consumption.
Their mottoe is "peanut butter jelly time".

"You are eating up hard disks like a Pablontolgist"
"Stop downloading HD- movies, this ain't a fu**in Pablontology centre"

Pablontology by Pedro de la Mosa October 18, 2008