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Babysitter Poodles 

Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.
These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!
Mike daley's ugly face.
It burns my eyes!!!
wtf?
poodirt POODIRT!!!!!
oh... fuck off Mike
poodirt by djinc January 14, 2008

Pooclear Explosion 

I swear, I'm never eating Mexican food again! That taco caused a pooclear explosion so big they felt it in Australia!

Pot-Poodle 

A person trained by a Weed-Dog in pot smoking techniques to be shown off to friends.
Man I can't belive how much Jeff's Pot-Poodle has learned in just a few days.

Hey guys check out what my Pot-Poodle learned how to do last night.
Pot-Poodle by Nadisam December 31, 2012

dirty poodle 

When one combs his or her pubic hair in the manner of an afro.
I couldn't go down on her becasue my tongue ring got caught in her dirty poodle.
dirty poodle by Sir Jim Dandy August 31, 2007

pink poodle politics 

Slang term for an unaffiliated and entirely apolitical perspective.
After speaking with him about the state of our country for about two or three minutes, I could sense his pink poodle politics as I was smelling the bubble gum on his breath.