Oaring 

The act of stumbling around randomly, smacking people in the face with oars; verb.

An optional way to perform this sport is to yell \\\"OWNED\\\" immediately after contact, followed by a quick retreat and a \\\"dirka dirka\\\".

I went oaring yesterday, my voice is weak from yelling \"owned\" too much.

Oaring by JJ (Mastoar) & Mike (Mastoar) September 25, 2006

ocking 

1. Making one's penis disappear, most likely your own.
2. Trying to detect plastic with a metal detector.

1. "Man, that magician's ocking me! I won't know where I'm peeing now!"
2. "I've ocked all over, but all I found was metal."

ocking by Rupert Gehmlich November 22, 2005

orking 

of animals: thrusting one's snout into a camera's lens when your photograph is taken, resulting in a fish-eye view where the nose appears disproportionately large.

The photographers who encourage this are known as orkers. Most notably: Cow Orkers, given cows' propensity to enable this.

Also: puppy orking, cat orking.

Awww this orking kitten picture is soooo cute!

orking by missjimjams January 26, 2010

haha-oking 

Putting an end to an SMS conversation especially if your interlocutor is a last texter. Usually it is very hard to respond to such an answer.

Sarah: nat is such a bitch! do u know what she did last night?? i hate her so much!!
Jimmy: haha ok
Sarah: You always try to abort our conversations prematurely... Stop haha-oking me!
Jimmy: haha ok

haha-oking by 4p£x October 17, 2010

otaking 

1. He who stands above otaku / wapanese by knowing more and owning more, and who distincts himself by having social skills and leaving the house. Has the same type of obsession as wapanese but knows sanity limits.

2. (Otaku no Video) He who seeks enlightenment by being the square root of otaku, being totally sealed off from society and truly doing nothing useful anymore.

An otaku with a hot girlfriend? Damn what an otaking.

otaking by mf December 21, 2003

Ooking 

The sound that is heard when a monkey wakes up from a long sleep session after gaming throughout the night

Monkey: {Ooks}
Person 1: Hey did you hear that?
Person 2: Yeah, the monkey must be ooking again.
Person 1: Wow, what an epic gamer.

Ooking by YTRedW August 7, 2019

oatking

someone who's social ineptitude and penchance for drunk dialling will always be a shock to anyone they encounter.

usually have skinny-buttoned phones.

tend to be nice, but not clingy enough.

although tending to be a midget blonde boy, they can span across any gender and age range, look out.

"dguykgu i love you<3"

"you're such an oatking".

"hehe, i just got a new phone with skinny buttons! i'm an oatking now lulzzz"

oatking by x1x1x1x1x1x1 April 9, 2010