j.o.m.b. 

To clarify, it's pronounced (jom-bee). and is the acronym for Jerk Off Memory Bank. This means to save an image in your mind for later self satisfaction, or perhaps sharing with another co-jerker.

Dude, when Dana bent over to pick up that pencil in the office I saw her thong slip up her pink meat curtains thru her dress. I'm sticking that in the j.o.m.b. (jom-bee) for my coffee break.

j.o.m.b. by the real justin April 27, 2009

J.o.m.able 

Someone looking so hot that they are "jack off material"

Pronouced: JOAM-ABLE, JOM-ABLE.

Tony: "Damn bro, did you see that girl?"
Garrett: "Totally man, Talk about j.o.m.able!"

J.o.m.able by ThyPenguin March 6, 2010

J.O.M.U. 

stands for Jizz On My Uggs...referring to a white-trash, drunken whore/leech giving her boyfriend a blowjob at a college football game.

That blonde standing next to you totally has J.O.M.U.

J.O.M.U. by igotareallycutering November 2, 2009

b.a.j.o.m.f. 

Bad ass jesus owning motherfucker.

transporter 2 is one b.a.j.o.m.f.

dave just gave a guy a wedgie all the way over his head, what a b.a.j.o.m.f.

b.a.j.o.m.f. by badassboy13 April 13, 2009

J.O.M.

Jack Off Machine... The abbreviation can be used for people named Jon or Jonathan to form the name Jom or Jomathan. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone's jommishness.

Ex. 1 - Jommerthan Frankfarter is a real J.O.M. The cleaning lady was really freaked out last night when she found his jommin rags under the desk. SICK...

Ex. 2 - Ooh, yeah! All right!
We're jommin':
I wanna jom it wid you.
We're jommin', jommin',
And I hope you like jommin', too.

J.O.M. by jommin247365 October 10, 2008

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l 

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l: I just want you to b with me for the rest of my life

Sophie:i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l
Callan:umm idk u tell me
Sophie:I wish he knew how much he meant to me this guy has my heart MARRRYYYY MEEEEE

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l by Hiiits me the girl who loves u November 16, 2020

s.y.s.a.t.j.g.m.o.10.1.2.3.g.i.g.y.p 

See you sexy and them jeans got me on 10 1 2 3 girl I got you pinned

It always wyd and never S.Y.S.A.T.J.G.M.O.10.1.2.3.G.I.G.Y.P

s.y.s.a.t.j.g.m.o.10.1.2.3.g.i.g.y.p by Ztun zeed June 10, 2021