Chronic noosing syndrome 

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

Chronic noosing syndrome by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

Norning 

A portmantaeu of Night and Morning used by insomniacs to describe the time when they are going to sleep when it is not night

"Good Norning" she said as she went to sleep at 6am.

Norning by __________Jonathan__________ June 27, 2008

nooking 

nooking is an artform of sleeping in which two or more people sleep together whereas each nooker in entwined in the other. Similar to spooning, but better.

Seven individuals are nooking on the bed.

nooking by The RIC Royal September 9, 2006

Nooting 

The action of saying the classic Pingu saying ‘noot noot’.

Liz just walked up to me and starting nooting by saying ‘noot noot’ with a Streets drumstick cone in her mouth pretending to be Pingu. I had just been nooted.

Nooting by Eihpos February 5, 2019

nooking 

When one goes into a nook, or any other place for that matter, to make out. Usually occurs at parties, but can occur elsewhere.

" Oh my god, I just nooked with the hottest guy in my school!"

nooking by GLoUiSs143 February 6, 2005

Noobing out 

When you're playing a game or performing some other skilled activity, and a loss of focus, distraction, stress, or any combination of similar factors results in a rapid and uncharacteristic loss of skill or finesse. You start making noob mistakes.

"He was playing well for a while, but then he made a mistake or two and started noobing out. He totally blew it at the end."

Noobing out by binarymike July 8, 2011

Nouning 

The act of changing words that are not typically nouns into nouns.

Nouning is a verb, however in this sentence it is being portrayed as a noun.

Nouning by We Are Oranges January 16, 2015