quoi de neuf ? 

Very usual french expression when you meet someone you haven't met for a long time. Literally, "quoi de neuf" means "what's new" but can be used as "what's up".

Mec 1 : Hé mec, ça fait un bail ! Quoi de neuf ?
Mec 2 : Bof, la routine, et toi ?

Dude 1: Hey dude, it's been a while! What's up?
Dude 2: Dunno, routine, and you?

quoi de neuf ? by OapTao October 18, 2014

Soixante-dix neuf 

79 in french but also used to bait ‘suck on deez nutz’ due to similar phonetics.

Chad: What’s 79 in French?
Virgin: Soixante-dix neuf
Chad: Suck in deez nutz bitch

Soixante-dix neuf by AlexKaddaj September 23, 2021

Soixante neuf 

French for sixty nine.

To demonstrate how poorly I counted in Froggish, I said, "Un, deux, trois, cinq, soixante neuf," and she gasped.

Soixante neuf by Sean Brian Kirby October 30, 2004

soixante-neuf 

soixante-neuf is 69 in French and refers to a sexual act where two dudes give blowjobs to each other at the same time.

My cadet roomie, Matt and I really enjoy soixante-neuf!

soixante-neuf by USAF Cadet November 18, 2020

Les Neuf DeRonde 

contagious subculture infecting the glamourous and trendy population of today's society through mesmerizing photographs and genius art.

Clueless caveperson: Ugh, I am so uncool. How can I become fabulous?
Socialite: Idk, you'd have to go to Les Neuf DeRonde's website and ask X-ander Paul because he's the new authority on fabulousity.

Les Neuf DeRonde by HeidiMontag May 7, 2010

quoi de neuf 

A Francophone phrase which is literally translated into English as "what's the nine?" but is supposed to mean "how are things?" or "what's up?" in French

"Salut Edouard, Quoi de neuf?" Hi Edward, what's up?

quoi de neuf by yoloseaweed February 15, 2014

Croissant Neuf 

Breakfast +++ in bed.

Brad: How was Sunday with Kelly?

Matt: Yeah. Strong. Didn't get up til 12. Coffee, OJ and Croissant Neuf.

Croissant Neuf by Eric Roberts June 25, 2007