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Narglefart

A word used in place of conventional swear words, commonly used in place of f**k, d**n, and a$$h*le. it can also be used as a noun, but is more commonly used as a verb.
John stepped on Steven's toe, and he exclaimed "Your such a freaking Narglefart."

Adam neared his destination uttering, "This stinks of Narglefartery."
Narglefart by kronosking April 15, 2012
A magical creature that is believed to inhabit mistletoe.
Luna: Look! Nargles!
Harry: Where?
Nargle by loonylovegood11 November 14, 2010
1. a terrible meschevious creature of notorious evil nature that attacs only on the new moon in august july or february. The masterful chief Tagliano advises you take all of the nessasary precautions on these nights of NargleFeast.

BE FOREWARNED:
1) set up a tent or form of shelter
2) Surround the covering with flamingos and if possible, one of the 4 sacred stones
3) Make sure there is a flamboyantly gay man within the 100 yrd radious in case of a sudden attack where in need of some urgent death cab for cutie rendering of soul meets body to fend them off
4) Glow sticks are a sure fire way to keep the nargles in their place!!! keep them near your face when traveling out of your dwelling, this keeps you invisible to the nargles and therefore cannot harm you
5) Grilled cheese made in the proper manner such as wheat bread and meuster cheese with REAL butter is a sure fire repellent.
(BE sure to make your gay friend chad one too. HE may or may not ask you but even if he does he will be to high to remember and will be very grateful that you have made him one.)
6) Chives are the single most important element of nargle feast and be sure to keep refreshing your stock hourly. 'keep a stem in your mouth at all times and the nargles must keep safe distance. WARNING: CHives are a deadly and dangerous drug when not used correctly.
7) Finally, sparklers (3 for each person of your tribe) are lit ritually and flailed ina circular pattern around campsite for nargles will be visible out of the eyes of the sparkler trance leader.
Theres a Nargle. Quick! Grab a flamingo.
NIt nit NARGLE NARGLE NARGLE
the nargle has a fang or two
Nargle by tagliano January 20, 2008

narglespunk 

The shock you give someone when you hide under their bed/in their room and surprise them in a sexually suggestive manner.
Girl 1; "hey what did you get up to on Friday night?"
Girl 2; "OMG brad totally narglespunked me. I shat it."
narglespunk by lucesjuices December 29, 2014

narglefus 

Someone who always thinks their partner is cheating on them, all the time.
Keith- Hey Leah, are you cheating on me with Brendan?
Leah- Uhhh no?? Why? I like you??
Keith- I dunno, its just weird that he says hi to you all the time.
Leah- KEITH! You gotta be kidding. You are such an NARGLEFUS!
narglefus by rawrleahrawr August 15, 2009

nagglespree 

meaning "for sure", or an adjective used to describe a down ass homie
yo i fucked the hell outta dat hoe last nite.... nagglespreee