Muppeting 

When one person sticks his hand up the other person's anus and the person with the hand in anus does a "Kermit the Frog" voice.

"Hey, how did it go with Katie last night?
"After 5 minutes we were fisting and after 8 we were muppeting."
"Oh nice!"

Muppeting by SonSwave35 August 8, 2017

Muppetfuel 

Coffee

"Let's stop at that nice vegan cafe for a cup of muppetfuel"

Muppetfuel by JADiS_213 June 23, 2019

muppeting 

(verb) to finger-fuck a small person so vigorously that through the combined motion or their own climax, they flail around and yelp like a muppet. The person fingering is the muppeter, the person being fingered is the muppetee. Past tense: muppeted.

I hooked up with Janine last night. She was so into it I ended up muppeting her.

muppeting by Edward Lindemunder November 30, 2005

muppetism 

the type of behaviour someone who has not got a clue about anything but thinks they know everything shows usualy when intoxicated under the influence of certain substances or trying to impress a lady.
thus making a compleate tit of themselves in the process.

trying to make best friends with a doorman you have never met before trying to impress friends and girls.

muppetism by jestertheknight May 25, 2005

muppetteer 

Someone who is a grand master in the art of muppettry.
A muppett of the highest order.

This place is like working with the three muppetteers.

muppetteer by Stew March 31, 2005

muppeteer 

A person profficient in the art of being a complete muppet. - see muppet

I am/You are the muppeteer.

muppeteer by rtm December 28, 2005

muppetism 

muppetism is the practice of being baldwin, a child who looks and acts like a muppet and shits out puppeteers, whilst saying meah

the 2006 roping platoon suffers from muppetism

muppetism by rickyb2006 May 16, 2006