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nuke the midget 

The act of fucking a chick significantly smaller than you, typically at least 100 pounds lighter and 12 inches shorter in height.
Ben: Did you see that chick Rob hooked up with last night, she was like 5 feet tall and 95 pounds. I think it was Sandra. She like dudes over 6'4".

Curtis: Yeah, he told me he was going to "Nuke the Midget" last night, I just wasn't sure it was Sandra. I was too wasted.
nuke the midget by Mil3Druid3 November 30, 2014
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midget farming 

A celebratory act started in the early 70's by oprah and family, where midgets are hunted, and then corraled into small pens where they are forced to perform circus tricks. This form of entertainment is no longer practiced by oprah, but is still enjoyed by the mentally ill, alcoholics, and wealthy housewives
"Wow the midget farming was incredible last night, those little guys can really dance!"
midget farming by chachaddict April 17, 2009

desk midget 

When a co-worker likes to hide under the desk of his superior to either gain information or give pleasure to his recipient.
"How did Hector find out Store#2 was closing?" "That desk midget overhead Dean while he was sucking him off."
desk midget by The Savage @ West U November 5, 2015

Mangling the Midget

I remember mangling the midget to this video.

midget pumper 

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a dwarf or midget.
We need to find a midget pumper to bone up this midget.
midget pumper by det.und August 26, 2005

midgetphobic

When someone makes fun of the fact that someone is shorter than 5’3
Guy : Hey lil girl you’re short!!!

Lil girl : HEY YOU’RE BEING MIDGETPHOBIC
midgetphobic by Midgetrights December 22, 2020