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get medieval 

To physically torture or injure someone by means of archaic methods, usually involving tools frequently used for blacksmithing or traditional feudal era torture. Example of such include thumbscrews, flesh peeling, and branding.

First coined by Marcellus Wallace in Quentin Tarantino's <i>Pulp Fiction</i> (1994).
"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
get medieval by Gabriel Korrigan August 16, 2005

Maddie Tucker 

When you use the N word unmannerly, or for a joke.
I almost pulled a Maddie tucker yesterday
Maddie Tucker by Hippo suckin February 23, 2019
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Im a sucker for medieval castles

The best meme in The COD zombies community.
"Im a sucker for medieval castles and thats where we are going in der eisendrache."

go medieval

From the movie Pulp Fiction, one of the most feared characters stated his henchmen would "go medieval on yo' ass", which basically was a way of saying his men would click out on the men being threatened. To go medieval means to become savagely violent without restraint, similar to how we imagine those in the savage, unrestrained medieval times would respond to someone who had done them wrong.
Don't make me "go medieval on yo' ass!"
go medieval by MsLi January 24, 2006

Cooking with Maddie 

The world famous chef Madelyn Grace host her own popular TV show on the food network called “Cooking with Maddie.”

Allegedly threw her shoe at Emma Kate’s eye. Awaiting jail time to be announced.
I love the show Cooking with Maddie. It’s AMAZING!!!

Medieval bush

Overgorwn, unkempt and matted pubic hair, making sexual penetration difficult, if not impossible, without cutting.

Generally dirty, and smelly due to lack of access to vagina for cleaning.
hey john man! the girl i hooked up with last night had some serious medieval bush going on. I had to eat that shit from the back.
Medieval bush by monkeybones February 9, 2009
(verb) interfere in something that is none of one's business.
You: Come on, tell us your plans for the party.
Me: Not now. I will tell you when that bloody bugger is not listening otherwise he will certainly meddle in and mess up everything.
meddle by Albertina January 2, 2015