Marx
1: Dude, read Marx. This guy's got some huge dick energy
2: Yeah, dude I know, I would 100% hit that.
2: Yeah, dude I know, I would 100% hit that.
Marx by smal_communist November 25, 2020
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Marx the philosopher was a communist Nazi pig that is now sucking Hitler's cock in hell! And from what Linda Blaire in the exorcist says, Marx is doing a great job of it to!
Karl Heinrich Marx was born in Germany and came from a long line of Jewish Rabbis. Marx's family rejected Judaism and moved onto Christianity (which that's about the only fucking good thing he ever fuck'n did!). However the Marx family only did this out of pressure from the government, so in a sense depending on outcomes the Marx family may have converted to Satanists if it were on the cards. Why struggle when you can bend?
Karl Marx then came up with this crazy theory about the working class and the struggles of mankind in regards to labor markets. Cutting a long story short, Marx was just someone who got caught up in the moment of the times and was a total hypocrite!
Marx was apparently for the working classes and had all these Nazi theories of giving up your personal freedom, control and wealth to the government, but yet Marx married into wealth, and not only that he married into royalty!
Marx married Jenny von Westphalen a daughter of a German baron. This was kept very secret at the time as Marx was going into politics and didn't want to be perceived by his hard working class folk as someone who was a hypocrite!
Marx most famous works are 'Class Struggles', however now marrying into royalty with rich fuck buddy friends like Friedrich Engels and having sex with maids, Marx's only struggle in life was to keep up a perception of deceit!
In a sense Marx opened the door to Hitler! See cunt, traitor and terrorists.
And for further information on fuck buddies. See George Michael or AIDS-fuck.
Karl Heinrich Marx was born in Germany and came from a long line of Jewish Rabbis. Marx's family rejected Judaism and moved onto Christianity (which that's about the only fucking good thing he ever fuck'n did!). However the Marx family only did this out of pressure from the government, so in a sense depending on outcomes the Marx family may have converted to Satanists if it were on the cards. Why struggle when you can bend?
Karl Marx then came up with this crazy theory about the working class and the struggles of mankind in regards to labor markets. Cutting a long story short, Marx was just someone who got caught up in the moment of the times and was a total hypocrite!
Marx was apparently for the working classes and had all these Nazi theories of giving up your personal freedom, control and wealth to the government, but yet Marx married into wealth, and not only that he married into royalty!
Marx married Jenny von Westphalen a daughter of a German baron. This was kept very secret at the time as Marx was going into politics and didn't want to be perceived by his hard working class folk as someone who was a hypocrite!
Marx most famous works are 'Class Struggles', however now marrying into royalty with rich fuck buddy friends like Friedrich Engels and having sex with maids, Marx's only struggle in life was to keep up a perception of deceit!
In a sense Marx opened the door to Hitler! See cunt, traitor and terrorists.
And for further information on fuck buddies. See George Michael or AIDS-fuck.
"I can't believe that Marx maggot can lie straight in a coffin!"
Sebastian: Well some people tried to blow up his tomb over in London you know." Te he he
Karen: Any luck with that Marx shit?
Sebastian: No unfortunately. I guess it's hard to blow shit out of the ground!
Karen: Well it was easy for Marx to blow it out his mouth?
Sebastian: Well some people tried to blow up his tomb over in London you know." Te he he
Karen: Any luck with that Marx shit?
Sebastian: No unfortunately. I guess it's hard to blow shit out of the ground!
Karen: Well it was easy for Marx to blow it out his mouth?
Marx by MilkyMoon777@Hotmail.com September 1, 2006
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Marx Brothers
One of the greatest comic groups of all time. Movies of theirs include Horsefeathers and Animal Crackers. The four "brothers" are:
Groucho Marx - Very thick moustache and usually the lead in their movies.
Chico Marx - Noticable by his gangster-like accent. (not to be confused with "gangsta")
Harpo Marx - Never speaks in he movies (making him funnier).
Zeppo Marx - Usually the least funny and most serious Marx brother. Any jokes of his are very subtle or not as obvious as the jokes from the other 3.
Groucho Marx - Very thick moustache and usually the lead in their movies.
Chico Marx - Noticable by his gangster-like accent. (not to be confused with "gangsta")
Harpo Marx - Never speaks in he movies (making him funnier).
Zeppo Marx - Usually the least funny and most serious Marx brother. Any jokes of his are very subtle or not as obvious as the jokes from the other 3.
Chick: Hey wanna go see a corny romance movie w/ me?
Dude: Sorry, but I'm stayin home tonight watchin' the Marx Brothers DVD's.
Chick: Who are they?
Dude: *pimp smacks her face*
Dude: Sorry, but I'm stayin home tonight watchin' the Marx Brothers DVD's.
Chick: Who are they?
Dude: *pimp smacks her face*
Marx Brothers by the pwn3r June 30, 2006
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