merso 

A person who is happy on the outside but sad and depressed on the inside

Person 1: you seem like a merso

Person2: I know

merso by It’s by anonymous May 28, 2020

mershed perderder 

The "ermahgerd" girl's way of saying "mashed potato".

"ermagerd, erm herving mershed perderder" said Lydia the soulless ginger

mershed perderder by thedockingmaster November 29, 2012

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel 

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel by Kojak October 28, 2003

mershaq 

half mermaid and half shaquille O'neal. 100 percent pretty cool.

Riding on a mershaq back.....I got a buncha kids riding on my back....Havent you ever heard of a catfish?

mershaq by Zach Gdifhu May 10, 2007

Rob Myers 

The most Notorious assman in F1 (Fartmula 1) community ever, Rob Myers is a funny man who cry everyday, demanding to dismiss Michael Masi position from Race Director in Formula 1. Backed by his followers (The silly TeamLH "army").
It all started from the controversial finale of 2021 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix...

January 24, 2022

Rob Myers- In 6️⃣ weeks...
✅ a tomato seed can grow into a plantable seedling
✅ most fractures will heal
✅ a baby's heartbeat can be detected
❌ the @fia can't manage to publish their report on the #AbuDhabiGP farce.
Get #MasiOUT + #REFORMula1!
#F1xed #WWF1 #RaceAgainstManipulation #F1

oshillex- In 6️⃣ weeks...
✅ a tomato seed can grow into a plantable seedling
✅ most fractures will heal
✅ a baby's heartbeat can be detected
❌ Rob Myers and TeamLH can’t seem to accept defeat

Rob Myers- They’re supposedly a Sainz fan, but seem incapable of understanding that Carlos was also unfairly disadvantaged by what happened at the #AbuDhabiGP… 🤦

Rob Myers by Htar1 February 6, 2022

mersky 

Gentle rough housing; not hurting, but getting in the bad spots, such as tickling and playing and fooling around.

"You're calling me a noob? Ah! I should just come over there and mersky you!"

mersky by morathewall November 17, 2009

Michael Myers 

A misunderstood middle aged man who only wanted a hug. He is missassuced of being a psycho-path when all he wanted to do was kill his family who did him wrong, and or tried to hurt him. He doesn't hurt Tommy Doyle, and multiple other people throughout his various scenes on screen. He only kills who's in his way. Also my future husband cause he's a sexy son of a bitch, so back the fuck off.

I only wanted a hug Loomis, I swear. michael myers halloween

Michael Myers by Mrs Myers December 29, 2015