lurch

see poser; a lurch is somebody who walks int conversations they aren't meant to be in or acts in a way that they shouldn't// can be a noun or verb

1)dude, quit lurcin off me
2)that dude is a real lurch

by hums March 10, 2003

lurch

a person that creeps on his or her significant other on social networking websites to check for any irregularities such as cheating, flirting and other things.

Ex.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: You're such a lurch.

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I was lurching your tumblr.

by asianbarbie August 21, 2011

lurch

to unintentionally accelerate an object or one's self causing major wreckage to the object or self

The S4 just decided to lurch toward a curb/tree and now it's completely totaled

by Thrilla from Manila January 23, 2008

Lurch

Nickname on Twitter for U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry.

Lurch says there is proof WMD Sarin Gas was used in Syria.

by Schnikel Fritz September 1, 2013

lurch

The physical motion whereby it is attempted by an individual, usually labouring under excessive intoxication, to forcefully lock lips with an unsuspecting female. The gesture is usually initiated from a considerable distance so as to take the victim by surprise.

Andrew: 'Dude did you see David lurch all those girls at the ball on Friday?'
Jack: 'Yeah I felt so sorry for them - heaps were crying after it'

by JTrain101 August 11, 2012

lurch

the act of spraying saliva that's emitted from the salivatory gland underneath the tongue.(central Indiana origin) syn. snake (southeastern Kentucky origin)

"dude, did you just lurch on me?"

by John (SC) January 18, 2005

lurch

a male in his late teens or early twenties that hits on teenage girls, even after being given the knowledge that she is underage, and she has hinted/told him to back off.

That lurch i gave my number to at the mall wont stop calling me!

by misstuscansun918 January 16, 2011