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lemme smash 

When you want a hoe to smash.
Ron: Becky, lemme smash.
Becky: No.

another example:
Ron: Becky used to lemme smash but Becky is smashin Ben. Ben is a hoe.
lemme smash by Camlel February 8, 2017
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Sven Lemming 

Sven was a fictional employee created to allow people add an extra desk to your work area for people visiting from another office(hoteling workspace) at The Boeing Company circa 1990s

Usually a reference to the open work space or a missing person or mythical employee.
Use Sven Lemming's desk, he's not here

Oh, he's playing golf with Sven Lemming

Call for Sven Lemming, Call for Sven Lemming
Sven Lemming by Comamanu February 19, 2019

lemme show you how to scratch it 

prrt ah prrt prrt ah ah prrt ah eh prrt se prrt prrt prrt se ah prrt prrt pr ah eh se prrt prrt prrt prrt pr ah eh eh se er prrt p ah eh se er er prrt prrt prrt ah ah se prrt by the way destiny still arrives
person 1: can I show ya something?
person 2: sure man
person 1: lemme show you how to scratch it
person 1: prrt ah prrt prrt ah ah prrt ah eh prrt se prrt prrt prrt se ah prrt prrt pr ah eh se prrt prrt prrt prrt pr ah eh eh se er prrt p ah eh se er er prrt prrt prrt-
person 2: 911, my friend is having a seizure

lemme clap them cheeks 

to have sex with a girl from behind and hear the “clapping sound” while you are making love
Ronald- “Hey becky lemme clap them cheeks.” Becky- “No ronald.”
lemme clap them cheeks by Bennett Boy September 16, 2018

Lemickey 

Lefruad can’t win any real rings so he lebribed his husband Adam silver to lerig the bubble and then he played a hurt 5th seed and he did not win a real ring and is in fact 0-74 in the finals lecumstain is owned by jjbarea and lecumstain has no finals wins because they were all in fact optical illusions and leoptical illusion thinks there real so he is now known as lemickey
I was proposing to my wife when a big tall black man snatched my ring from me you won’t believe it it was Lemickey he couldn’t get a real ring so he stole mine shame on you lemickey

Lemmiwinks 

A gerbil who goes on an amazing adventure and eventually becomes the gerbil king.

Often accompanied by:
1. The Frog King
2. The Sparrow Prince
3. The Catatafish

Notes:
- Must escape the ass of the man so gay
- Is excellent at solving riddles
- Often dons the magic torch helmet
- When confronted with maze of the small intestines, he chooses wisely to reach the stomach rather than certain doom
The Frog King:
Your adventures are just begining for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks...... You are the gerbil king!

All:
le-lemmiwinks le-le-lemmiwins le-lemmiwinks
lemmiwinks lemmiwinks lemmiwinks (x2)
Lemmiwinks by SpookyTree April 14, 2004