Shehang Lao 

When Chemistry student from Essex went to Singapore to study, he came across a very friendly Thai lady. On further observation, she has genitalia which was hung below her knees, hence the name Shehang Lao

Last night I went for a dirty fuck in a back alley, this "lady" only bent me over, shoved her member in me and said "Call me Shehang Lao"

Shehang Lao by Shechew November 13, 2007

Laos 

Small landlocked country in Southeast Asia.
A poor country that was ruled by a corrupt communist government.
Many people came from Laos to America for refuge...hooray.
Commonly confused for Chinese or Japanese people.

"So are you Chinese or Japanese?"
"I'm from Laos, stupid, a small landlocked country in Southeast Asia."
"So...are you Chinese or Japanese?"

Laos by J3rr0d September 4, 2005

Laosaipocalypse 

Lao sai - "Flowing shit" AKA Diarrhea in Chinese Min Nan Dialect
Apocalypse - An ultimate and doomsday event that leaves everything to waste.

Having uncontrollable bad diarrhea that makes your poop hole feels like the aftermath of an apocalyptic nuclear wasteland

Jimmy ate that week old stale bean burrito under the chair that he had a laosaipocalypse

After that ultra spicy curry meal, Kerpal's laosaipocalypse landed him in Hospital .

Laosaipocalypse by Singaporean Son October 31, 2017

Laos 

A country in southeast asia from which good things come. Along with Thailand and Myranmar form the Golden Triangle. Locals never pronounce the "s" in Laos.

We were on the watch for bandits in Laos.

Laos by Spavard August 2, 2005

Laos 

Country in Southeast Asia. Different from Lagos, which is in Nigeria. Also different from Lays, which is a brand of chip.

No, I've never been to Laos.

Laos by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005

laos 

Noun: Land of million elephants (AKA Lan Xang). Referring to all things good and beautiful.

Adj: People of Laos.

Noun: My associate at work is from Laos.
Adj: I love laos dance. That laos woman is beautiful.

laos by tinko April 22, 2008

laosh! 

For many, laosh! is thought to be simply a meaningless phrase hollered by hooligans living in Newton, MA during boring high school seminars. But in reality, laosh! stands as one of our nation's most fundamental principles. Commonly defined as "the end of a crest toothpaste tube where the ends get really sharp and are practically a knife," deeper research has shown that laosh! not only means this but also holds the secret to immortality and infinity. Laosh! represents the past, the present, and the forever future. Laosh! is time, it is smell, touch, sight, hearing, and taste, all wrapped into one goody bag. Rumor has it the "sixth sense" is actually laosh! as well, but don't tell that to Bruce Willis. Laosh! out bros!

Snoop Dogg: Yo my doo-doo Doc Dre, get at me real quick.
Dre: Is something bothering you my dizzle?
Snoop Dogg: I was just laoshing! at the pool my brotha and your girl she gets in my grill. What is that laosh! my dude?
Dre: I'm a plaosh that ho.

laosh! by Ethan The Dude February 4, 2008