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Kid Rock 

A greasy, insolent subhuman. A talent lacking "musician" who should be euthanized, if not, sterilized immediately. Greatly resembles a sewer rat. Is incapable of presenting himself in a clean hygenic manner. Kid Rock, as well as his fans, believe that whoring around with HIV Positive women is a proud accomplishment. Glorified white trash.
Kid Rock is a dirty, talent lacking, shit eating waste of life. People who listen to him are no better.
Kid Rock by JukeJointJezebel July 15, 2006

Kid Rock 

The long-haired, redneck, rock 'n' roll son of Detroit who is famous for his hard rockin concerts, once being married to Pammy, and mixing hip-hop into his hard rock act. His greatest songs (so far) are -Bawitdaba
-Cowboy
-Fuck Off
-Only God Knows Why
-Forever
-What I Learned Out On The Road
-I'm Wrong, But You Ain't Right
-Picture
-Midnight Train To Memphis
-Rock 'N' Roll Pain Train
-Feel Like Makin' Love
-Jackson, Mississippi
-Cold and Empty
Kid Rock is frickin awesome rap-rocker from Michigan.
Kid Rock by Hugh Jass February 12, 2005

Kid Rock 

The 'American Badass'. Just from that you know he is the shit. From Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp to Cold and Empty everything he does is badass and sweet. He is also a huge pimp. He is prolly pimping your woman right now. Kid Rock is fresh.
"That's why they call me the 'pimp of the nation'" Kid Rocj
Kid Rock by [e.99]Miracle November 10, 2004

Kid Rock 

Has about as much talent as linkin park or slipknot.
did I mention none of those actually have talent?
Kid Rock by fags May 30, 2003

Kid Rock 

A former white rapper who a few years ago decided to appropriately go more rock with a slight tad of country. He often calls it southern rock, but it isn't. It is "blue-collar" rock mixed with a little hip-hop and occasional country and has a distinct Michigan flavor to it.
Kid Rock not only has made good music, but he is an avid Bush supporter as well. Hell Yeah!
Kid Rock by The Kentucky Yankee December 7, 2004

Kid Rock 

Kid Rock refers to when a pregnant woman is fucked in the ass while screaming rock lyrics and deepthroating a guitar.
Kid Rock by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Kid Rock 

he can fuck pamela whenever he wants!! hes so lucky
Kid Rock by gottafuckpamela May 30, 2003