identity porn

A fanfic motif (mainly associated with the superhero genre) where one or more characters, in a relationship, use secret identities or aliases. The character without a secret identity may be the one attempting to arrest the other or play the damsel in distress. Its also relevant for a superhero x villain ship, where neither the villain or the hero know that they're dating their worst enemy. Despite its name it doesn't always need a sexual component.

"That scene in Spiderman 2 with Peter and Osborne is so good! When Osborne takes off Peters mask; the identity porn kills me everytime."

identity porn by haunted typewriter February 13, 2022

animalistic intentions 

the subconscious sexual desires that drive men to do everything they do. they can lead to either really good sex or misogyny, gaslighting, & male manipulation

girl he cannot control his animalistic intentions; he gets a boner everytime i walk in the room it's amazing

animalistic intentions by 3virgins February 18, 2023

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! by francescunt October 29, 2021

who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

who invented breathing by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

two identical rocks in the desert 

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

two identical rocks in the desert by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

Polish Identity Theft 

When someone steals your personal information and pays your bills.

Me: My credit score went up and my car is now paid? WTF?

You: You are a victim of Polish Identity Theft

Polish Identity Theft by Joey Paisan May 10, 2011

identity theft

not a joke

“identity theft is not a joke jim”

identity theft by gabe itch69 April 7, 2019