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leah holton 

leah holton is hot asf
leah holton by Ur mooooom April 24, 2024

Horton’s Law 

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.
Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.
Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Krista Horton 

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you
“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice”
Krista Horton by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021

Halton moor

Halton moor is a little place where youngsters blow up police cars,steal motorbikes and sell abit of weed. The olders of halton moor are usually quite paid but not from the best of jobs. It is filled with crackheads who have 1 shoe on and 1 shoe off AKA bobby doo, it is somewhere posh people shouldn’t walk about coz there socks will probably get taken from them.
I went to halton moor today
A badass English Gentleman with a tendency for larceny. He will steal your loot and look good doing it whilst reciting Christmas carols and dual-wielding 50.cal Deagle's. He will fuck up your day if you get in his way, so when you hear that its Payday, you get your ass out of the fray.
Hoxton, restart the fucking drill!
Hoxton by capitelpurnishmant February 19, 2015

perez hilton 

a fake celebritiy who thinks he rules hollywood when really people hate his ugly fat ass. he says gossip about many celebrities and will have his "career" ruined if he doesnn't stop
1:who is that ugly prick blogging about celebs

2; oh thats low life good for nothing perez hilton

1: oh i've heard of him he's a retard
perez hilton by anrj123 August 21, 2012