Hartland highschool

We all know the term you can’t have shit in Detroit right? Well have you heard the term we can’t have shit in Hartland. We still don’t have damn grass on our football fields, whenever it rains you would think the school was flooding with the amount of water spilling in and we can’t even get any damn A.C cause our chiller is broken. But hey at least we have a good hockey team?

Fuck Hartland highschool

Hartland highschool by Sheeeit we ain’t go no mo A.C October 13, 2021

Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder

Definition here: Rory's playing Hartland Snyder, like a blast from the past, but in Oppenheimer

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?

Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!

Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder by courtofowls September 6, 2023

heartland 

A term in the United States for the midwestern states, but can often include southern and/or red states.

Missouri and Iowa are part of the American heartland.

heartland by z4iken June 15, 2013

ollie hartlanded 

when you talk and/or date somebody for a long period of time but just for fun because you are knowing full well from the start that you would never start a relationship with them because you’re a bitch.

‘woah bro that’s so peak, he totally ollie hartlanded her’

ollie hartlanded by lifeisabiych December 22, 2019

Harland 

An artistic poetic misunderstood depressed pussy magnet

That guy Harland is really a pussy magnet

Harland by Coleworldkid August 8, 2018

Ollie Hartlanded 

When you get with someone and tell them you like them knowing that you would never actually date them properly, just for entertainment.

‘bro it’s so peak, he completely ollie hartlanded her’

Ollie Hartlanded by lifeisabiych December 22, 2019

heartland rock 

A sub genre of rock music originated in the Midwest. Characterized by light and semi-twangy guitar riffs, this genre is dedicated to mostly blue-collar workers and average folks from Middle America (Missouri, Illinois, Nebraska, Indiana, ...) ex: Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp, Bob Seger, Tom Petty,...

Heartland rock is probably the most easy-listening sub genre of rock music, and it is also the epitome of American pride and small town pride, which is similar to Country music and Southern Rock.

Bob: I live and die in the heartland, and ain't nothing beat the music where I'm from.

Bill: what type of music do your folks listen to?

Bob: my folks only listen to one thing, and it is heartland rock.

heartland rock by Eastermister September 1, 2016