Halifax Harbosis 

A Drug from Brandon Rogers YouTube series, "Blood and Makeup". The drug itself was created in the 80s by Dr. Linda, and her late apprentice, Cassandra Butler. Cassandra was fired when she killed one of the subjects while they were experimenting, and took the formula with her. She planned to open up a candy store, when she met Clive Butler. They both loved the high from the drug, and planned to get married. Sadly, on the day of the marriage, Dr. Linda sent an assassin to kill her on the day of the marriage. Several years later, the formula resurfaced in the hands of Clive Butler, who planned to put the candy in the stores. However, in order to have a major success, Clive Butler hired Eddy Oswald and a team to put together a marketing campaign. Over several weeks, many strange murders happened to people who had previous tension to Eddy Oswald, so fingers were naturally pointed. However, it was later discovered a drug called "Halifax Harbosis" was the real killer, making whoever took it see everyone as clowns. Some people might like, but some people, like the victims of murders, didn't. These people killed others and themselves. Tl;Dr Its a drug that makes you hallucinate and see clowns instead of people.

Tim: Why didn't the Blah Blah bars hit the store?
Joe: It had Halifax Harbosis in it.

Halifax Harbosis by anonymous November 13, 2020

Mount Harpo 

The act of having sex with Opray Winfrey and her best friend Gayle at the same time.

OMG! Did you see Dr. Oz and Gayle on the Oprah show yesterday? I totally want to do a Mount Harpo!

Mount Harpo by jl3 April 2, 2009

Harpocrisy 

Harpocrisy (har•poc•ri•see) noun: Making commitments to - amongst other things - not run a deficit, preserve health spending, maintain senior's pensions, not tax income trusts, etc, etc ... and then doing the exact opposite.

1. "Jim Flaherty is a classic harpocrit. He says the government is fiscally responsible but he's increased total federal government spending by 22%."

2. "So Harper said "we're going to be there for seniors" and "they were there for us defending freedom in two world wars," but now he wants to raise the retirement age from 65 to 67!? What harpocrisy!"

Harpocrisy by PoliGuy March 23, 2012

South Harpswell

A town on the coast of Maine filled with abandoned houses and kids on pot. A great summer destination, but it sucks in the winter.

lets go to South Harpswell i heard its easy to get pot there

South Harpswell by ImGonnaSchoolYou March 17, 2011

goo harpoon

1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.

2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.

1.

SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.

2.

The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.

goo harpoon by Mickey Nation December 14, 2008

Hayposting

Hayposting is when someone posts about Elliott Smith’s “Needle in the hay” on social media or a spam account, often accompanied by a photo of Richie Tennenbaum from the suicide scene in the royal tennenbaums .

Dude, I was so fucked up last night thinking about my ex, I started Hayposting on my spam

Hayposting by RichieTbaum July 18, 2022

man the harpoons 

phrase

usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.

"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"

man the harpoons by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007