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HandBagging 

The fine art of taking a Dump in someone's handbag without them knowing. A great way to impress your dissatisfaction with someone for leaving their handbag somewhere accessible. Not advisable on first dates or when taking elderly relatives to dinner.
Handbagging is often preformed on a night out when a really annoying girl (or guy (doesn't even have to be annoying (just has to have a handbag))) and you get the opportunity to grab a handbag on the way to the bathroom or anywhere else you are comfortable doing 'the deed'. Not being caught is usually advisable.
Also good for a competitive game with mates seeing who can get the most or the best bag!
HandBagging by Gymsox June 13, 2011

handbanger 

Any loser who goes into a chat room with the intent of jerking off to those who chat with them in the room on a daily basis.
"Lol, that anon who just joined is definitely a handbanger. Just look at that username, how lame..."
handbanger by HiSpdMgcnLady June 7, 2018

handbadges 

A Facebook user who is new to the group. These users are known by the hand-waving icon next to their name on their comments.
Wow the handbadges are really out in force today.
handbadges by Alanbly December 9, 2021

Sandbagged 

The feeling you get when all’s you need is
One package of toilet
Paper and all the doomsdayers have purchased them , god sake I just need one
#1: (excited look in their eyes, with anticipation) can I shit now, did you find any?

#2: nope the whole store has been sandbagged
Sandbagged by Coleyrae March 22, 2020

sandbagged by the octopi 

To have something really terrible go down. An extremely unfortunate event.
Jerry broke both legs when he fell off his skateboard. He was really "sandbagged by the octopi"

Hambagged 

When oneself, finds oneself past the euphoric sensation of being intoxicated. One can no longer conduct oneself in a "normal" manner. Oneself often finds oneself passed out in various types human fluids. Is a variation on the term "hammered".
"Holy I was so hambagged last night, I don't remember a thing" - Carol
Hambagged by ciaracw February 19, 2011