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hambonied 

adj; etymology- comes from hambone, although useage has nothing to do with one.
used to describe a stated of being completly inebriated or high.
Sally: How did you get home last night? You were pretty drunk.
Billy:I have no idea! I was so hambonied that i shit my pants!
hambonied by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

hambonia 

The imaginary place you go when you are drunker than drunk can be.
Im headed to Hambonia.
hambonia by Colt Sever April 6, 2005

hammboning

The act of boning in a hammock. Must be suspended at least ten feet above ground level to be accurate to the term. Socks are permitted, but that's all. A true hammboner must abide to the set rules of hammboning and share their passion with others. That is all.
Wow, wish I could go hammboning right now. My hammock just isn't the same without the stain.
hammboning by Anthoner October 22, 2018
oddly constructed phrases that sound reasonable at first but upon further consideration you realize that he's blabbering
I'm going to the crapateria for a cup of coffee
Man, this strategery has my head spinning
hambonics by Pecanwombat January 6, 2004

Haydoning 

Usually when someone makes a mistake, or does something wrong. Also when a misfortunate even occurs.
Person 1: Yo, I dropped 4 g's on the floor
Person 2: Fuck man, that's such a Haydon Yeung

Teacher: You have a 10 page essay due tomorrow

Student: You've got to be fucking Haydoning me!
Haydoning by DanAlbasry February 18, 2009

chris hansoning 

The act of posing as an underage person to lure a pedophile
Did you hear about Cameron? He does alot of Chris Hansoning to pedos.
chris hansoning by judewelos October 27, 2017