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Matthew Gray Gubler

a skinny white male actor/author who never wears matching socks and looks like he doesn’t get any sleep. this little fuck will destroy your love life the moment you lay eyes on him.
matthew gray gubler is the reason why i have such high standards.

Matthew Gray Gubler

This man is the sweetest yet hottest man to walk the earth. He has ruined the chance for anyone to find love because all we want is him. He is a skinny, mix matched socked sexy beast and I’m in love.
This is Matthew Gray Gubler’s world and we’re all living in it.

matthew gray gubler

an actor who plays spencer reid on criminal minds and voices simon on alvin and the chipmunks. the most perfect man known to humankind.

matthew gray gubler

the HOTTEST of the hot. who would have thought anyone could be this attractive! the voice of the one and only simon the chipmunk and spencer reid
did you see matthew gray gubler on criminal minds yesterday?

gurgle back 

When you flush the toilet and it's gurgles and shoots back atcha
Dammmmn! That toilet's got a bad case of gurgle back.

I flushed the toilet and my butt got all wet because of that bad gurgle back.
gurgle back by Daygo504 June 8, 2016

triple gurgle 

A womans ability to take a mans cock and balls in her mouth at the same time.
Kathy is a real sport. Her make up was running down her face as she went for the triple gurgle.
triple gurgle by snapper2 November 10, 2014