Guinea pig 

A animal that squeaks and is totally ADORABLE

Person: I want a pet
Guinea pig: "Squeaks"
Person: I'M IN LOVE

Guinea pig by Just a normal dictionary perso September 2, 2018

guinea pigs in my pants 

An expression that seeks to describe the overstimulation implicit in what may feel like nearly intolerable anticipatory excitement.

Yes, I TOTALLY have guinea pigs in my pants!

guinea pigs in my pants by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

Charlie the drunk guinea pig 

A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!

Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!

Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!

Charlie the drunk guinea pig by SneakersGirl July 10, 2010

Guiced 

It can be negative or positive When you overachieved an expectations or you did better than expected.

Holly Holm needed to beat Ronda Rousey but she didn't just beat her, she Guiced her by knocking her out

Guiced by TheGuicer February 26, 2017

Guinea pig 

An ADORABLE mammal, looks like a potato loves to eatttttttt! Also looks like a potato chip

I LOVE my guinea pig!!!

Guinea pig by BASIL_DAISY October 17, 2019

Guindu 

A person Indian subcontinent descent that has adopted the mannerisms and style of a Guido.

For anyone spending time in Jersey you will notice the clash of cultures that has led to the emergence of Guindus. They have blow out haircuts, polos with popped collars, and love club music, but they by no means do they need a fake tan, since they are born brown.

Guindu by Eyeroller1313 November 29, 2009