Guindu 

A person Indian subcontinent descent that has adopted the mannerisms and style of a Guido.

For anyone spending time in Jersey you will notice the clash of cultures that has led to the emergence of Guindus. They have blow out haircuts, polos with popped collars, and love club music, but they by no means do they need a fake tan, since they are born brown.

Guindu by Eyeroller1313 November 29, 2009

Guindu 

A hindu guy (indian) who thinks he's guido and thinks he can run sh*t. Making an attempt to look guido, these Guindus are high in doubt to get b*tcheszz wearing their unwashed armani shirt which is also the exact same thing they wear on every special occasions (e.g. parties, club teen nights, etc.); a hindu guido = Guindu !!!

Guindu-ette = the female version of a Guindu

damnn that kid is Guindu as fCuk !!! i smell onions & curry !!!

Guindu by j313 151 BCRdi May 27, 2006

jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke 

The actual name of Scar from FMA, and he is the only person who can escape the Death Note.

Scar: My name is Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke!

jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke by Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike March 30, 2016

guindy'd 

(verb) To lose at something when one believes they are assured of victory.

You thought you were going to win that election with no problem, but you just got guindy'd.

I will never take victory for granted anymore, I totally got guindy'd in that game last night.

guindy'd by atlasman March 20, 2009

Nem guindaste 

Not even a hoist.

Brazilian expression for when someone is so hot that not even a hoist can get you off them. Can also be used with other plesurable situations.

friend: shows me a hot celebrity
me: NEM GUINDASTE

- when the pandemic ends nem guindaste takes me out of the bar

Nem guindaste by peloduroo July 19, 2020

Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke 

what anime sounds like to your parents.

what a coincidence. my name is also Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke

Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke by anonymous revolutionary May 19, 2018

guindian 

A highly metro-sexual individual of Southeast Asian descent who identifies with Italian-American culture of the tri-state area. They sport spiky, gelled hairstyles often referred to as "blow-outs", and wear labels such as Guess and Armani exchange. Being highly concerned with their physical appearance, they wax most of their body hair, including their eyebrows. They speed through the streets in expensive cars pumping techno or hip hop music through customized subwoofers in their trunks. They often adopt nicknames such as "Vinny" to avoid the use of their complex Indian names (ie. Vikram). A high concentration of such individuals can be spotted in Staten Island, NY and in clubs that play trance/house music along the New Jersey Shore.

1) Those guindians from Edison, NJ rolled up in their tricked out Acura.

2) Tariq is such a guindian, he makes everyone call him Tony!

3) Devkumar AKA Danny is such a guindian, he put an Italian flag on his BMW.

guindian by Snigdha and Sneha December 9, 2008