jerkin the gherkin 

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

jerkin the gherkin by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

Gherkin 

When you use quick wit to say something funny in the context of an ordinary conversation, the recipient of your wit must exclaim “gherkin” in recognition of your superior banter

Jon - “What do you think of my newly styled facial hair”

Jack - “looks like you had a face transplant with someone’s muff”

Jon - “gherkin”

Gherkin by johnbingbang February 15, 2020

jerkin' the gherkin

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.

Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.

jerkin' the gherkin by Grandmaster D November 30, 2006

Gherkin Lurkin' 

The friend who accepts everyone's unwanted Gherkins at McDonalds.

Tom: "I'll have that if you don't want it dude? I know you don't like them"

Joe: "C'mon man, quit your Gherkin Lurkin' and order something"

Gherkin Lurkin' by ItisI August 14, 2012

Gherkin suicide times 

Times of great financial depression, such that buissness men are commiting suicide off of the Gherkin (a large penis shaped building within the greater metropoliten area.)

Dude 1: man, my neighbour lost his job, i lost my job, my best friend lost his job...

Dude 2: tsk. yeah, thease are Gherkin Suicide Times.

Gherkin suicide times by cheeseflambe July 14, 2009

gherkin 

slang for a small penis, similar to the size and shape of gherkin sweet pickles

Man, did you see how small that dude's cock was? it was a total gherkin

gherkin by Banjo September 19, 2004

Surfin' for the gherkin

Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating

I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.

Surfin' for the gherkin by Spartacusss February 18, 2009