fuckwittage 

Used first in Bridget Jones' Diary, it has now become a synonym for the mindgames men play when dating. It can also be applied to women in rare cases.
It can be preceded by "emotional" to make it about manipulating emotions or just plain "fuckwittage"

Girl 1: Oh Dan said he loved me but he's not ready for a relationship
Girl 2: That's just emotional fuckwittage. Get out of the relationship!

fuckwittage by m December 5, 2004

Cluster fuckwittery 

A clusterfuck caused by some really dumb people . A real joint effort by a bunch of fuckwits to do something dumb arse

You could not believe how dumb their plan was , it was cluster fuckwittery

Cluster fuckwittery by The smedders wrestler May 27, 2019

Social Fuckwitery 

The ability of one, without clue (being Clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational thought to argue their point. More often than not acted out by the Fuckwit

"Gay marriage is just wrong"

"Why is that"

"Because it makes me feel sick"

"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "

Social Fuckwitery by Jasmay November 25, 2013

fuckmitten 

1. A glove used when pleasuring oneself.
2. An annoying person.

Tib, you fuckmitten! Go use a fuckmitten on yourself!

fuckmitten by Madmarkus May 19, 2005

fuckwittage 

One who screws with people's emotions.

When person C asks out person L while person T is going out with C, Person C is emotional fuckwittage.

fuckwittage by Michelle October 2, 2003

fuckwittitude 

A lack of clue that runs so deep that even freaky eyeless fish dare not venture to the bottom -- those depths may be probed exclusively by fuckwits.

The sheer fuckwittitude of the policy gave me the urge to scoop my brains out with a spoon.

fuckwittitude by iamanoyster April 7, 2005

fuckwittery 

1. (n.) The state of being or acts associated with a fuckwit.
2. (n.) Variant of fuckwittage.

His capacity for fuckwittery has risen to new heights.

fuckwittery by anycon June 24, 2003