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Flendering 

The act of flendering is simply when one person is flirting with another person yet not using any verbal or physical actions. They are simply flirting back and forth using their facial expressions. This is often seen through "kissy faces", "blushing", "Winky-Dinks", and the "Shrugging of shoulders combined with a slight smirk". A combination of all these result in what is known as floundering.
Felipe: Hey Javier!
Javier: Hey felipe!

Felipe: I enjoyed your use of floundering last night on snapchat
Javier: *Winks *Smirks

Felipe: *Shruggs shoulders while blowing a kissy face and winking his eyes
Carolyne: Wow they are floundering right in front of me.
Flendering- Flirting by using only facial expressions
Flendering by Still Not Jab January 25, 2017
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Flandering 

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"
"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"
Flandering by spittin game July 19, 2009

Floydering 

To wander, in conversation or contemplation, pondering life's questions.
"I'm retired from being retired, so I'm Floydering until the OVERLORDS re-hire me."

flaundering

We went flaundering last night
flaundering by kristanky October 23, 2008

Flandering 

The act of proselytizing or evangelizing, usually with an annoyingly humble and self-deprecating demeanor. Derived from the name of popular cartoon character Ned Flanders.
They are a sport-shirted, discomforted lot, pacing, puffing feverishly on cigarettes, perspiring freely and flandering furiously. —Misquote of Nicholas Dawidoff, Sports Illustrated, 19 Aug. 1991

Flondering 

To flonder (gently play with someone's cock)
Stranger: "Mmmmm"
You: "FUCK! STOP FLONDERING ME!"
Flondering by BigBong69 November 20, 2015

Flounding 

When you move on the floor in a fish like way.
Morgan stop flounding your gonna get yourself all dirty!
Flounding by Flounding July 3, 2008