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Flexitarian 

they eat whatever they feel's right at the timevegan Buddhists
bob: this woman put a bacon butty in my begging bowl this morning, tastiest dam thing i've ever had
fred: wait, wtf!? i thought you said you were vegan?
bob: i aint contributing to the trade of meat she just gave it to me, besides im a flexitarian i eat what feel's right to me at the time
fred: ooooh, ok kul
Flexitarian by Ted Slade December 17, 2009

flexitarian 

Someone, usualy male, who pretends to be a vegitarian to get laid.
John wanted to sleep with Sue, so he became a flexitarian.
flexitarian by Muh_Balls August 20, 2012

flexitarian 

1) a pretend vegetarian

2) one who claims to be vegetarian, but eats meat when it's "convenient" (see faketarian)
Jesse: I went to Ashe's house for dinner, they were having chicken and rice.
Rodney: So you went hungry, right?
Jesse: No, I'm a flexitarian when i need to be.
Rodney: More like faketarian.
flexitarian by sp00ki September 18, 2006

flexitarian 

Someone who eats both vegetables and meat but tries to eat vegetarian/vegan sometimes for health and/or environmental reasons.
Chelsea is a flexitarian. She ate fried pepperoni on her Birthday.
flexitarian by Myles Cloutier February 25, 2008

flexitarian 

A flexible vegetarian who can allow meat and fish in his/her diet.
Prolly the healthiest among us all.
flexitarian by hytham_hammer July 16, 2006

flexitarian 

a vegetarian that sometimes eats meat or fish
Peter was lying about being a vegetarian;he is actually a flexitarian.i saw him eating turkey on Christmas day!!!
flexitarian by Chrisa July 16, 2007