fig newton 

a word often used to refer to black and mild cigars because they taste somewhat of the fig newton cookie

i wish this fig newton would never end

fig newton by extenze October 1, 2010

fig newton 

A man that is considered soft or a sissy. "Fruit and Cake"

Look at that bitch made fig newton.

fig newton by Mattinho August 1, 2006

Fig newton 

When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.

James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!

Fig newton by Kslatty February 7, 2023

fig newton 

The saddest excuse for a cookie. Ever.

I thought I had cookies in my lunch, but Mom gave me frickin' fig newtons damnit.

fig newton by EmmyGood January 23, 2007

Fig Newton 

An artsy, stuck up jerk with hipster hair who is full on himself and believes he is a master of his craft; but isn’t. Usually named Brennen, Duke, Enzo, Hoist, or Damion.

My hairdresser is such a fig newton.

Fig Newton by emoney202 May 20, 2015

fig newton 

A wierd sexual fetish were someone shits into a condom and the slaps it across the other participants face, causing the condom to break and covering there face with shit

"too bad for you, you lost the bet, so i'll go get the laxitive"

fig newton by XXCrowZXX April 13, 2004

Fig Newton 

A nickname for the new Camel Infused cigarettes. These cigarettes taste quite similar to thee Fig Newton.

we be smokin' dem fig newtons.

will someone bum me a fig newton.

Fig Newton by jesus_saves_the_day May 18, 2007