Newtoned 

When an older man is having sex with a younger man doggystyle and the older mans elongated ball sack(due to gravity) slams into the younger mans ballsack in front of him causing pain and resembling the action of the balls on a Newtons Cradle which is found on many desks. Newtons 4th law of motion.

I was having sex with my boss at the office so I could get Friday off. He was giving it to me hard when all of the sudden he got into a funky rythmn and his saggy balls " Newtoned" me.

Newtoned by patm1r January 24, 2015

Newtoner 

A newtoner is someone from newton me willows.(not any punters tho) They are the hardest people in St. Helens and terror parr eds n yickers on the daily. They would without a doubt cave the parr eds skulls in and smash their mums back doors in. Yickers are especially shook of newtoners as they are the biggest bitches in all of St. Helens.

Parr ed: Ay bro where ye from lad
Newtoner: I’m from newton lad
Parr ed: I’m sorry lad I didn’t know
*Parr ed legs it*

Newtoner by NBlock October 25, 2020